Rachel Berry, you precious little ball of fire.

Sue, what is your hair? Awful.

Emma, cute as ever. And spicy~!

Ken. You lovely, dirty looking man. You are lovely.

“You have to use the props and costumes you already have.”

Sweet baby Jesus they already have a lot of props and costumes. 

MERCEDES REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE GHETTO AS HELL? 

Kurt, you are just lovely. I love your skinny jeans. I would actually wear your exact outfit here.

Tina. You should’ve been the token lesbian.

RACHEL BERRY ON MY OWWWWWWWN PRETENDING HE’S BESIDE MEEEE.

DEAR GOD YOU ARE PERECT. I LOVE YOU WITH ALL OF MY HEART AND SOUL AND I MISS YOU AND PUCK BABY BOY HOW ARE YOU. YOU APOLOGIZE FOR DOING THAT.

RACHEL BABY OMG COME BACK PLEASE. I HAVE TWO GAY DADS. YOUR DADS ARE HOTTER NOW. LOOK AT YOU BABY GIRL. HOT STUFF. I WANT TO TAP THAT. OMFG. QUINN YOUR FACE. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ARE ENJOYING IT. STOP THAT. FABERRY. DHFAKSJDHF 

Artie, look at you. Sit down, you’re rockin’ the boat. Tina omg I wish you still dressed this way. Omg this song was so great. 

THERE IS NOTHING IRONIC ABOUT SHOW CHOIR YOU DUMB FUCK.

Ugh, Rachel stop. You are so cute. 

“YOU’RE THE BEST KID IN THERE RACHEL” REMEMBER?! REMEMBER THIS?! NO? OKAY

BEING A PART OF SOMETHING SPECIAL MAKES YOU SPECIAL RIGHT?!

IT HURTS TOO MUCH.

WOW ONE OF THEM IS A CRIPPLE. FIGGINS YOU ARE AWFUL RIGHT NOW.

Hey Sandy. I miss you. Your long distance girlfriend. Poor her. This looks like barf.

Hey Sue, can I have a sec?

Sure buddy.

Emma you stepped in gum. THERE YOU GO CINDERELLA. HOW NICE WILL. YOU WERE NICER WHEN YOU WEREN’T WITH HER.

I’m glad you cut your hair, Sue.

Hot dudes in the locker room. Puck, my baby. Omg. Stop. You really can sing. lulz. HIGH FIVE FINN I FARTED.  OKAY BRO.

Creeper Pedo Will to the rescue. Finn singing in the shower. Dude feet are nasty… 

Wow, you are so cute, Finn. How do you look so much younger right here??? o.o Like ridiculously younger.

I had a football scholarship? To where? Poor Finn… :( 

Carole, you beautiful woman. You are the best even then.

I GOT CHILLS THEY’RE MULTIPLYIN. AND I’M LOSIN CONTROL

WOW RACHEL YOUR FACE. IT’S PERFECT. YOU ARE PERFECT. AJSDKFHALSDFHLKAJDSHF FUCK RACHEL STOP OMG

OMG SCHUE’S FACE WHEN RACHEL GROPES TINA. STOP PEDO WILL.

WOW MERCEDES, YOU ARE ENTITLED EVEN THEN. WHAT THE HELL?

And Kurt is lovely.

I’m fastforwarding through this bull shit. (Will and Terri)

LOL Because Emma has Dianna’s current hairstyle in this episode.

Ken, shush.

Man, that’s a tough break. Puck,  you precious.

YOU STOLE MY QUARTERBACK.

YOU’RE SCREWING UP MY LIFE.

WOW YOU RUDE LITTLE FUCKER LICKING YOUR HAND AND DOING THAT TO HER DOOR. WHY DID I LIKE YOU? YOU ARE NO LONGER LOVELY.

Wow Finchel is adorable right here. 

RACHEL KNOWS EXACTLY WHO QUINN FABRAY IS. FINN HAS A TROLL FACE AND HE KNOWS FABERRY IS ON. OMG.

WOW OMG DIANNA STOP THAT. FUCK JESUS. SHE IS SO SEXY OMG STOP RIGHT NOW. DAT ASS. MMMMM DAT ASS. WOW FUINN IS FUCKING SEXY. STOP. LET’S PRAY. BAHAHAHA BLUE BALLED. 

lol they don’t have the talent we’ve got. pssssssh. 

VOCAL ADRENALINE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

THEY TRY TO MAKE BE GO TO REHAB BUT I SAID NO NO NO

Wow. They are ridiculous. Jesus.  

CHICKS DON’T HAVE PROSTATES.

~fastforwarding.

You lil bitch. Telling him you’re pregnant. Go away.

Creys. You’re leaving us? Artie, you precious precious baby boy. 

Omg look at them “WE CAN WORK HARDER” 

“WE CAN’T DO THIS WITHOUT YOU”

omg, Finn. Shush. Jesus. 

~fastforwarding through will singing

Why would you say accounting is sexy to someone who isn’t your wife?

Or I’ll miss you?!

Emma is better than everyone in the world.

HI FINN. RU PAUL.

WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO MY GIRLCRUSH, FINN?!

Santana is eyeing the shit out of Rachel. Jesus Naya calm your gay.

Wow, Rachel you are perfect. I just felt like I needed to say that.

What do you want me to do? Apologize? That’s not me dude. But it is. Because you are a beautiful baby boy.

Yay Finn. Character development that goes poof later.

Tsssss. ~Artie

Wow I want to cry. Don’t stop Believin’

Rachellllllll babyyyyyy

“Tina, what are you good at?”

“Uhhhhhh”

SHE IS GOOD AT EVERYTHING. DAMN IT.

JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL. LIVIN’ IN A LONELY WORLD.

OMG I’M CRYING.

AJSDHLFAKSJDFLK TEARS DOWN MY FACE OMG. STOP. XJFAKSLHDFJASHDF CHILLS FUCK JESUS I LOVE THIS SHOW. 

Look at that lovely Finchel chemistry here. Where did that go?! 

Omg, Rachel dress like this all the time. Finn smile like that all the time. 

Well look at that. Dianna is fiddling with her FINGERS.

OMG Rachel, stop being perfect. omfg. Fuck jesus. Stop.

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